Auditions (2016)

Once heard that a man is a husband before he actually is one,

Done chasing stunts and their connected cunts,

Those gangbang runts with the funk of a skunk,

Yeah, you had your run,

Now await the setting sun,

Time to punt,

Of course I’m not saying this happens all at once,

But once a level of maturity and understanding is grasped,

Through experiences can this wisdom be passed,

As you walk with your head high

And conduct yourself with class,

Chivalry may be on life support in most settings,

But as I said earlier,

Even before the wedding you are ready,

Your life decisions are auditions for some future Mrs.,

Don’t lower yourself to the damsels unworthy of your digits,

Nowadays people treat monogamy like some outdated religion

Or last resort prescription,

When in reality if done properly the joys of your relationship can be consistent…

Absurd is the logic that says you’re a nerd

Just because you keep your word,

Somewhere along the line

The image of a good man has become blurred,

He isn’t a catch because he doesn’t beat on you or cheat on you,

He’s a catch because he knows how,

And how not to treat you,

Greet you,

His loyalty and trustworthiness are merely a preview,

Because he knows if he intends to keep you

The foundational fundamentals must be in place,

While yall are all caught up on his physique and his face,

And the size of the instrument beneath his waist,

You need to do your homework and trace his steps,

Research his rep,

Are his finances in check?

Is he crazy, how about arrests?

Once he’s passed the preliminary test,

Then you can see if your personalities mesh,

Are his motives in check?

Or are you just another conquest?

Cowards thrive on deceit,

Especially between the sheets,

You can spot the leaks,

As he pummels away at the insides of your supposed best friend

At a getaway retreat,

An affair that has been going on for nearly eight weeks,

You knew your home girl was a thirsty freak,

Now you await your man’s return,

Sure, let that counterfeit speak,

And see how he can lie his way out of this one,

Surely,

You must be tired of the same old reality TV show reruns,

Where men act like childish demons,

And women don’t give you anything to believe in,

Putrid heathens, steady scheming…

Once heard that a woman is a wife before she actually is one…