Purple Rain (2016)

It was 1999,

And I was driving my little red corvette,

My course set,

Infatuated with this girl I just met,

Speeding over graffiti bridge on my way to erotic city,

Just to have a date with that sexy motherfucker,

My darling Nikki,

She was all, if I was your girlfriend,

My knees would bend,

I was on that I wanna be your lover until the world ends,

Because you got the look,

And ever since I saw the most beautiful girl in the world

I’ve been hooked…

It’s a sign o’ the times why I have this dirty mind,

I’d travel around the world in a day just to get one grind,

You weren’t impressed with all those diamonds and pearls like the other girls,

I swear, just one night alone…and I’ll make your toes curl…

Do me baby, I’m right here for the taking,

And damn you,

For keeping me waiting,

Now get face down

And brace yourself for my chocolate invasion,

I practice patience,

Or as you call it,

Pussy control,

Let’s pretend we’re married,

Maybe then you’ll do what you’re told,

Don’t leave me,

I’m only kidding,

You know I’ll say anything to stroke your kitten,

Like that time,

We tongue kissed under the cherry moon,

And you said it reminded you of when doves cry,

One of your favorite tunes…    

It’s a sign o’ the times why I have this dirty mind,

I’d travel around the world in a day just to get one grind,

You weren’t impressed with all those diamonds and pearls like the other girls,

I swear, just one night alone…and I’ll make your toes curl…

I used to be obsessed with the cream,

Until I met the girl of my dreams,

You used to get off on watching me scheme

To try to get in your jeans,

When all along I was just your type,

Relieved when you told my broke ass

That money don’t matter tonight,

Presently I’ve snared you in my sexual capers,

I’m sure your girlfriends will read all about it in the morning papers,

On how I gave you joy in repetition,

And if you are reading this

I’ll let you guess our favorite position,

Whew,                                        

It’s hot enough in here to circle flames,

Purple rain…

Now get face down

And brace yourself for my chocolate invasion,

I practice patience,

Or as you call it,

Pussy control,

Let’s pretend we’re married,

Maybe then you’ll do what you’re told,

Don’t leave me,

I’m only kidding,

You know I’ll say anything to stroke your kitten,

Like that time,

We tongue kissed under the cherry moon,

And you said it reminded you of when doves cry,

One of your favorite tunes…    

It’s a sign o’ the times why I have this dirty mind,

I’d travel around the world in a day just to get one grind,

You weren’t impressed with all those diamonds and pearls like the other girls,

I swear, just one night alone…and I’ll make your toes curl…

I used to be obsessed with the cream,

Until I met the girl of my dreams,

You used to get off on watching me scheme

To try to get in your jeans,

When all along I was just your type,

Relieved when you told my broke ass

That money don’t matter tonight,

Presently I’ve snared you in my sexual capers,

I’m sure your girlfriends will read all about it in the morning papers,

On how I gave you joy in repetition,

And if you are reading this

I’ll let you guess our favorite position,

Whew,                                        

It’s hot enough in here to circle flames,

Purple rain…